September 2012
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Jim’s gone on his honeymoon. So I started borrowing his office, to fart in. Then...
– Kevin Malone
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When I discovered YouTube, I didn’t work for five days. I did nothing. I watched...
– Michael Scott
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So, yesterday Dwight found half a joint in the parking lot. Which is...
– Jim Halpert
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August 2012
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Pam and Jim are on their honeymoon, so there’s not the usual balance between...
– Oscar Martinez
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I have been Michael’s #2 guy for about 5 years. And we make a great team. We’re...
– Dwight Schrute
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I have a daughter. How could I be a virgin?
– Toby Flenderson
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Pardon me, may I have a chocolate chip cookie? I gave blood earlier and I’m...
– Stanley Hudson
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